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Call Me Magic

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It’s a Casual Deck

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Every table has that one player whose casual deck ends the game in three turns.The...
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Snail Rider

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Could Be Worse

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I Cast Bonk!

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Rage Consumes Me

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I am small. I am soft. I am holding an axe I should not be...
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Tap That

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Lonely Mountain

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I am a Smash Good

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Black Mana Phyrexia

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Tragic Backstory

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Not That Deep

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Vintage Dragon

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Use the Force

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Every word of this is wrong and everyone at the table knew what I meant.The...
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Chaotic Neutral

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You Can Try

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Green Mana Phyrexia

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Blue Counterspell

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One word. Seven turns of setup, gone.The Blue Counterspell T-Shirt reduces the most frustrating play...
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Not Today Quest

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Distracted Cat

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We were two doors from the boss. Then there was a cat.The Distracted Cat T-Shirt...