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Step 1: Choose Your Fit
Step 2: Enter Your Height
Step 3: Enter Your Weight
* Built on data from hundreds of adventurers.
Very accurate, but not guaranteed.
Size up for a looser look.
| Chest Width | Regular Length | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| Chest Width (cm) | Regular Length (cm) | |
|---|---|---|
| S | 45 cm | 71 cm |
| M | 50 cm | 73 cm |
| L | 55 cm | 76 cm |
| XL | 60 cm | 78 cm |
| 2XL | 66 cm | 81 cm |
| 3XL | 71 cm | 83 cm |
Flatten your trusty tee and check its width.
Safe travels, Adventurer!
We print our quest-ready gear on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt, forged from 100% ring-spun cotton.
It’s soft, durable, and pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage.
All designs are summoned using high-level DTG printing.
Yes, adventurer! Once your loot leaves the tavern, you’ll receive an email with a tracking number so you can follow your package until delivery.
Processing: 2–3 business days for printing.
Delivery: 2–5 business days after shipping.
You’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking once your order begins its quest.
Our armor is true-to-size and pre-shrunk, built for any character class.
• Equip your usual size for a regular fit.
• Size up if you prefer a more relaxed fit for those late-night tabletop sessions.
If you roll a Natural 1 and experience any issues with your loot, send a raven to our Tavern Keepers at:
We’ll be happy to restore your hit points and sort it out!
Our quest isn't just about slaying dragons. It’s about keeping this community alive and celebrating the laughs shared around the table. Every purchase helps us fund local gaming events and conventions. Together, we’ll make sure the story never ends!
