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DM Legendary Tales

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I am the innkeeper, the dragon and the child who sold you the map.The DM...
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Roll for Concentration

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Crying Free Action

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It costs no movement and no reaction. Check the rules if you like.The Crying Free...
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You Can Try

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Guess I'll Die

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I tried to clear the lava like a hero and rolled a 1.The Guess I’ll...
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Dungeon Meowster

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I built the world, I voice every NPC, and I sit directly on the rulebook.The...
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Definitely Not a Mimic

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Barbarian Rage

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The plan is good. The plan is fine. The plan is taking a very long...
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We're Doing Magic

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Don't Worry

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Storyteller of Fire

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The book is open, the dragon is out, and none of it existed until I...
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Dice Spectrum

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Every set has a personality, and one of them is lying to you.The Dice Spectrum...
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DM Smile

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Gives You XP

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Distracted Cat

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Not Lazy, Side Quest

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Nat 1 Moment

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The plan was a shove. What came out was considerably gentler.The Nat 1 Moment T-Shirt...
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Could Be Worse

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Adventurer's Bag

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Eat, Sleep, Roll

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Eating is survival. Sleeping is a Long Rest. Rolling is the actual point.The Eat Sleep...